AKB48 Full Ranking, Corrected

This listing is a minor corrective to Mina's valiant attempt to rank the members of AKB48. The main difference between these lists is that this one is objectively true.

Highest Ranking Member of AKB48:
Watanabe Mayu (B)


Mayuyu is God. The world exists for her. She is beautiful and perfect. All right thinking people worship her and seek only to bring her more joy and happiness; which is why we were put on this planet. This world is nothing without Watanabe Mayu. With her it can become a reflection of her: beautiful and perfect.


Tied for Second Place:
These angels are the most wonderful creatures on Earth and deserve only our love and support. These ladies are all so wonderful for doing so much to make this world perfect for Watanabe Mayu. They are agents of God and listed in no particular order:

Uchida Mayumi (K)
Ishida Haruka (B)
Maeda Atsuko (A)
Takahashi Minami (A)
Itano Tomomi (K)
Minegishi Minami (K)
Kasai Tomomi (B)
Nito Moeno (K)
Sumire Sato (B)
Sashihara Rino (A) 
Yamauchi Suzuran (4) 
Takajo Aki (A)
Nakamata Shiori (4)
Ota Aika (A) 
Sato Amina (B) 
Maeda Ami (A)
Yokoyama Yui (K)
Shimazaki Haruka (4)
Nagao Mariya (4)
Ichikawa Miori (4)
Iwasa Misaki (A)
Shinoda Mariko (A)
Miyazaki Miho (B)
Kojima Haruna (A)
Masuda Yuka (B)
Takeuchi Miyu (4)
Miyazawa Sae (K)
Akimoto Sayaka (K)
Nakagawa Haruka (A)
Nakatsuka Tomomi (K)
Oshima Yuko (K)
Kikuchi Ayaka (K)
Fujie Reina (K)
Kitahara Rie (B)
Haruka Katayama (A)
Kashiwagi Yuki (B)
Komori Mika (B)
Hirajima Natsumi (B)
Sayaka Nakaya (A)
Oba Mina (4)
Matsubara Natsumi (A)
Abe Maria (4)
Iriyama Anna (4)
Suzuki Shihori (B)
Kuramochi Asuka (A)
Nakata Chisato (A)
Umeda Ayaka (K)
Yonezawa Rumi (K)
Kobayashi Kana (B)
Suzuki Mariya (B)
Sato Natsuki (B)
Tanabe Miku (K)
Matsui Sakiko (K)
Shizuka Oya (A)
Shimada Haruka (4)
Nonaka Misato (K)
Nakamura Mariko (4)
Chikano Rina (B)