You Had Me At Hello, then lost me an hour later

I really enjoyed the beginning of this article, but got sick of how long it was taking (and yes I got confused... SHUT UP!)
http://deliciouscakeproject.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/neon-genesis-buono-death-and-rebirth-part-1/#more-624

It is a conversation between 'deliciouscakeproject' and Tsunku
Here are the highlights (that I read):
"I mean, that’s correct, isn’t it? Mister Tsunku … I can’t tell if that’s your given name or surname, considering that it is only one name after all—that is to say, I wanted to make sure it wasn’t like calling John Smith “Mister John,” or perhaps I should be calling you Mister Male Symbol—"

"So, I’m here to offer you a proposition.
Sorry, but I don’t swing that way anymore. Maybe in my younger, wilder days, like when that flower picture was taken, but…
Not THAT kind of proposition."


(flower picture)

"I can understand your concern. A lot of idol otaku think that anime otaku are disgusting creeps who cling bitterly to their body pillows and figurines. And a lot of anime otaku think that idol otaku are disgusting creeps who cling bitterly to their photobooks and concert DVDs. But think about what that means. You could have twice the potential target audience!"

(V-chan, DCP is right... now put down the Edo body pillow and walk away slowly. Stop that, you are only hurting yourself and your parents by breaking the computer!)